i Blacked OUT

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:20:46 +0000

So last night, there was some drinking and Trivia and I found ourselves in a position where we had to help our friend. Issue was, that she was on the other side of campus, it was 2am, and ours isn’t exactly the safest area of town. So our dear friend Kyle insisted on us texting him so he could meet us, and walk us home after we were done. This was sweet enough, but when we met him outisde the residence, it was cold and rainy. He had brought sweat pants for trivia (who was wearing a dress that night) and a sweater for me (since I was only wearing a thin jacket). And we say there are no good men left.

admin — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 07:15:07 +0000

Some friends and I went up to Flagstaff for the beer festival a couple of years ago. We drank all day and then hit it pretty hard that night. I woke up the next day freaking out because I had … Continue reading →

admin — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:07:41 +0000

of course, as soon as we got to the beach i had three glasses of wine immediately, on a mostly empty stomach, and i was so toasted that luke drove my car home (a big deal because it’s manual transmission) and i was still quite drunk when we arrived at lindsey’s. from there we walked up to señor pancho’s where i had two frozen fruity drinks, and about a minute after we crawled into bed i told lindsey that i needed to be in the bathroom, where i threw up and was in general really ridiculous.

in the morning mama weave wanted to know whether it was me or linds that was sick because she had a bet with kenny about who had a little too much fiesta. mama weave won.

whatever, it was one of the best days i’ve had ever, and i’m glad that someone threw up in celebration and that it wasn’t lindsey.

BRIAN WILSON

admin — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 02:26:46 +0000

Brian Wilson loves this site! SF Giants!

admin — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:53:56 +0000

So I’m really stupid. One night, New Year’s Eve to be exact, I went to a party. See everyone wants to get drunk on New Year’s Eve, so we all drank. I mixed stuff which is bad on my part. First I had Hennessy and wine in a bottle mixed together and drank all of that. It was not kicking in as fast as it should have (or I wanted it to), so I got Smirnoff vodka and devoured that stuff. OMG. Worst idea ever. I’m pretty sure I blacked out that night because I can’t remember anything between me sitting on the floor in that house and me throwing up in the bathroom. When I was sitting on the floor in that house it was around 10:40 and when I was throwing up I could hear them counting down to the new year. It really fucking sucked. I spent all night throwing up and my parents had to get me. Hahaha. I didn’t really get in trouble because they said it was a lesson learned for me. But really, I was fucking dumb.

admin — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:04:40 +0000

I broke my freaking toe last night. I can’t walk on it, which makes this perfect timing for that stupid weight loss challenge.
Good excuse for a lazy Sunday though!

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admin — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 02:04:34 +0000

The awkward night when you go out to drink with some people you used to hang around with in highschool, and your boyfriend gets extremely shit faced and starts calling one fat. (actually, his exact words were “you could build … Continue reading →

Most Intelligent Thing I Said This Week (Sarcasm)

admin — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 02:04:05 +0000

*Kate runs down stairs after a night at the bar*
Kate: Okay, you know what? For thrill people, we should just close down all the amusement parks and roller coasters and just get them to run down stairs drunk.
Mickey: But then there wouldn’t be any jobs for people like us.
Kate: Wait I’m not done yet! I’ve thought of that! They can all be stair makers!